Life and Stuff

So, recently I've been reflecting on my existence, why I am on this planet, that kind of thing. And I realized that there is a lot of stuff I want to do in my life. I want to freak out strangers, and do tons of awesome once in a lifetime things. So, I've devised a list. (You're reading the blog of the BIGGEST nerd ever, remember?) Here it is. (By the way, some things I got off the internet, so don't say stuff like, "Oh my god! You totally ripped off _____ they posted this and now you're saying you came up with it!!!" I'm not. I just got inspired by it and thought they were good ideas.)

My Bucket List:

• Run into a store. Ask what year it is. When they answer, yell, "IT WORKED!" and run out cheering.
• Empty out a mayonnaise jar, and fill it with vanilla pudding or yogurt. Eat in public.
• Play real life bus stop. (The theater game where you act to try to get someone off their bus stop seat. In real life, the other person doesn't know I'm just acting!)
• Say, "Follow that Monkey!" in real life, not just being silly.
• While in an elevator, meow occasionally.
• When I get a job, call someone into my office, and turn the chair around so its facing away from the door. When they come in, say, "I'm sure you're wondering why you're here."
• Visit England.
• Witness an Eclipse
• Write a best seller novel
• Be on a Jumbo Tron for something insanely stupid/weird
• Crank Call someone famous
• Sleep under the stars
• Swim with/on dolphins
• Visit Paris
• Go skinny dipping
• Wear a superhero costume, and help people out all day
• Sing on the street for tips
• Stay the night at Walmart
• Work at a restaurant. On Valentines day, put a fake engagement ring in a random girl's drink.
• Put someone's phone number in a random product at a store
• When I'm older but don't have kids yet, call a babysitter. Tell him/her the kid is upstairs. When I get back, ask where the kid is.
• Crash a Party
• Order something from an infomercial that I have no need for and is really stupid.
• Spend an entire day walking backwards
• Put a crazy item in a random person's shopping cart
• Go zip lining
• Go to a Broadway show
• Send a message in a bottle
• Add hair dye to shampoo
• Buy as many books as I possibly can in one trip
• Go to a bookstore. Ask them where they keep their video games.
• Dance/sing with a stranger
•  Be in NYC for New Years.
• Only say yes for an entire day
• Don't say a word for an entire day
• Be on/in the news
• Sit on a roof
• Stay up all night, and watch the sun rise
• Right a letter, bury it, and don't dig it up for at least 2 years
• Carve my name into a tree
• Wear a white t shirt. Ask anyone who passes by to sign it.
• Watch a REALLY scary movie at night
• Make a music video
• Wear the exact same outfit as a friend all day
• Tie Dye my socks
• Spend a whole day baking, then eat everything I make
• Make a scrapbook of my summer every year
• Handcuff myself to a friend the whole day
• Be on a Reality TV show
• Go to a concert and bring a beach ball to toss around
• Ride the fastest roller coaster in the world
• Ride the roller coaster that has the biggest drop in the world
• Ride the "Drop" at Six Flags
• Pay for Something in ALL pennies
• Go through a drive through on foot
• Get a karaoke machine and use it outside at midnight.
• Visit Antarctica
• Live in another country for a year
• Be in the Eiffel Tower when it is sparkling
• Own 100 different types of sneakers
• Ride a giraffe
• Get a bucket of glitter and dump handfuls on random people
• Wear a banana costume in public, while eating a banana

That's all for now, but I'm adding on to it. This is just the beginning. What do you think? Please comment below on what's on your bucket list. See you! BYEAS!!!

-Riles